Sunday, September 11, 2005

The Greatest Show on Earth

It's that time again where everyone comes together for a special cause. That's right boys and girls Hollywood and the music industry are once again joining forces to raise monies for the underprivileged, namely, me. The show will held on Saturday, September 31, 2005. It will be held in seventy-five different locations around the world. If you can not get out to one of the designated locations then you can catch the live broadcast on pay-per view. All the hottest artists will be there to perform all their great hit singles. There will also be the not so hottest artists to perform their hit single single. Comedians will be there by the truck loads. Telling their same old tired jokes. However we have made it interesting by making them suck on helium as they the them. Here is a list of some of the celebrities in attendance:

Black Dye Piece: Lets Get it Parted
Robert Dillon: Blowin' in a Straw; Tornado; Mr. Tangerine Man; Ringin' the Doorbell to the Big House in the Sky
Staid: Trippin'; Changing Colors; Not Cooked; I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
Green Day: Wake Me Up When September Ends
Irish Day: Weave Making 4 Weirdos; The Hours in a Day(Get Ridiculous); When I Become a Clown
Jefferson's Home: The Workin's of My Brain; More Than One Michael Jackson; Not This Time or the Next; Maybe Tomorrow
James Eats Worms: The Mean; Where You Live; A Night on the Pearl Street Bridge; My West; Sugar

The list goes on and on and on, well I think you get the point. Also live from Strongbadia we have the man himself. Yes, he will also be answering your emails. So don't miss out on your chance to party like crazy. Don't worry THING1 and THING2 are banned from showing up.

14 comments:

Mark said...

Killer lineup. It's bound to be the show of the millenium.

NPE said...

Very funny. I am at work and half the things that you link are blocked by our web blocker!

I will check it at home!

Erika said...

Hmm, I think you should give away tickets!!

Brian J Anderson said...

Erika,
The first piller of economics is there is no such thing as a free lunch. Someone somewhere has to foot the bill. If I give away tickets that would defeat the whole purpose of the concert, to get me monies. Besides you love to give to good causes. Let me remind you of what you said on Mark's blog. "Do you know what I could DO with 2.6 billion dollars??? I could like, fix all of new orleans practically!! or make a gazillion operation christmas child shoeboxes!! or sponser myself for the race for the cure!! Such nonsense to buy a phone thingie!!-Erika"

John W. Sikma said...

i didn't undertand that post. i think i got ADDed from all the links

Anonymous said...

High entertainments. I must set aside time on my calender for this great event.

Eva Lemmon..? said...

Bwa ha ha, thing one and thing two, bwa hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Who are you? Pretty pretty please tell me!

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scarlatti said...

i dont get this post either john. please enlighten me... i feel really dumb, not to mention * im confused*

Charles Jurries said...

Scarlett,

You may or may not have met this person.

Does that help?

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Anonymous said...

Dudes... we must all like, chill and be mellow... a wise dude once said, "he who can't chill and do some gnarly 360's will never go far when the surfs up.."

scarlatti said...

what person? i dont understand.. sniff sniff im always left out... harr