Memories

Remember the time when we all went to Dairy Queen to get some ice cream. And how on the way there little Tommy tripped and scrapped up his face. Of course there were those who want to take him to the hospital. However the majority consensus was to go and get ice cream first as we could then apply it to Tom's face to keep the swelling down. I will never forget the face of the girl taking our order. She just kept staring at Tom with a look of shear horror. That, of course, only added to Tom's little attitude problem. He was most likely mad as he was one of the voters for going to the hospital first. He always cries when he does not get his way. What a baby. So the girl keeps staring and by now Tom has hit max level. "Why don't you take a picture? It will last longer." he yelled at her. The next thing we knew she whipped out a camera and sure enough took a picture. That is when we decided that ice cream on Tom's face might cool him down as much as take away the swelling. After we creamed Tom the DQ girl took another picture. Oh the good old days. I sure do miss them.

Inquiring minds want to know

What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?

Crow It's What's 4 Dinner

I will be the first to admit that at the end of last season I was ready for JoePa to step down as our beloved coach. I thought it was time for someone else to step in and see if they could right the ship.

Well JoePa stayed and now Penn State has won their second big ten championship since joining the conference in 1993. At 10-1 the Nittany Lions have secured their second winning season in six years and their first BCS bid. Also with an upset win by Georgia Tech, over #3 ranked Miami, Penn State will likely move up in the polls to 4th.

this brings me to my point. I was wrong. There I said it. I listened to the media and did not look at the games. I should not have given up so easily. Sorry Joe stay as long as you would like.

The mind just doesn't work like it use to

I was going to write a post on my other blog but I could not think of a thing to write. It did not help that the TV was blaring in my ear. You could ask "why not turn down the TV?" Well I'm visiting my parents in PA.

Being home brings back a lot of old memories. There was the time I wanted a dog so my Uncle Billy Bob bought me a monkey. Why I have know idea why he thought a monkey would be anything close to a dog. My mom however was not as happy, or excited, as I was and would not let me keep the monkey. Then there was the time we all went on a family vacation to "The Greatest Place in the World." Turns out that my parents meant grandma's house and not Universal Studios Orlando.

Though it was not all disappointment as there was the time my foot almost fell off and my dad put it back on using a hot glue gun. I remember his words like it was yesterday "suck it up and be a man,boy." "Real men don't cry, you baby." Of course there was lots of love to go around. One Halloween I had to go trick or treating as myself because my brothers costume cost so much that there was no money left for mine. Everyone would ask "Who in the world are you suppose to be?" They looked at me as if I was dumb, though I think the pointing and laughing was more detrimental.

Looking back I really don't recall any of this. Maybe I should focus more on posting and less on watching TV. I have a strange feeling that all of this was on a movie I saw.

Really it all happened . I had to write that last part because my parents saw what I was writing and got mad.

Sometimes........

Sometimes I shake my head and say "I just don't know."

The other day I spent six hours looking for my dog, Spot. I walked up and down the street calling for him to come. Some of my neighbors were even nice enough to lend a hand in the search. We all gave it our best efforts as we all looked high and low. There was a man from SBC who looked as he was fooling around with the electrical wires. We even dropped a young boy down a man hole with no luck. As it started to get dark all our hope had pretty much been sucked out of us, as if we were on a sail boat in the middle of the ocean with no wind. Yes as despair was no doubt about to crush us, like an elephant sitting on a peanut. I soon realized that I did not even have a dog and if I did, surely, I would not name him Spot.

Some famous Spot calls:
"Here Spotty Spot."
"Yo, Spot, where you at."
" Spot! Spot! It's time to come out. Everybody who's anybodies out here."
"I have a cat that you can eat."
"Sport here Sport"

I Know Something You Don't Know

No! I'm not going to tell you. Because if I told you it would ruin the post. I thought even you could figure that out. I guess I was wrong.

Just Another Day at the Office

I was going to write a post but decided that it would be more fun to procrastinate instead. However, after further thought, I realized that would involve too much work on my part. So I decided that I would do it tomorrow.

A Sticky Situation

I once had a horse. We went everywhere together. One day we went to the glue factory. Now we don't go anywhere together.

The Greatest Show on Earth

It's that time again where everyone comes together for a special cause. That's right boys and girls Hollywood and the music industry are once again joining forces to raise monies for the underprivileged, namely, me. The show will held on Saturday, September 31, 2005. It will be held in seventy-five different locations around the world. If you can not get out to one of the designated locations then you can catch the live broadcast on pay-per view. All the hottest artists will be there to perform all their great hit singles. There will also be the not so hottest artists to perform their hit single single. Comedians will be there by the truck loads. Telling their same old tired jokes. However we have made it interesting by making them suck on helium as they the them. Here is a list of some of the celebrities in attendance:

Black Dye Piece: Lets Get it Parted
Robert Dillon: Blowin' in a Straw; Tornado; Mr. Tangerine Man; Ringin' the Doorbell to the Big House in the Sky
Staid: Trippin'; Changing Colors; Not Cooked; I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
Green Day: Wake Me Up When September Ends
Irish Day: Weave Making 4 Weirdos; The Hours in a Day(Get Ridiculous); When I Become a Clown
Jefferson's Home: The Workin's of My Brain; More Than One Michael Jackson; Not This Time or the Next; Maybe Tomorrow
James Eats Worms: The Mean; Where You Live; A Night on the Pearl Street Bridge; My West; Sugar

The list goes on and on and on, well I think you get the point. Also live from Strongbadia we have the man himself. Yes, he will also be answering your emails. So don't miss out on your chance to party like crazy. Don't worry THING1 and THING2 are banned from showing up.

Deep Thughts

If you are ever skydiving and you parachute does not open. Don’t panic. Just relax and
enjoy the view.

If I start digging a hole will I really reach China?

I’ve always wanted to ride in a submarine.

Have you ever wanted to see a bottomless well?

I think that my favorite football play is the Hail Mary.

When I was little I wanted to be an astronaut. I thought that it would be cool to go as far
out as Pluto.

The voices through the walls

The voices in my head are getting louder and louder. I wish they would stop. They are so random it's like there is a bunch of people having six different conversations. "SHUT UP!" I scream from the top of my lungs. Finally silence. "What's wrong?" comes a voice from the living room. Turns out there are people in my living room have conversations with one another. I guess there was not voices in my head. Oh well go figure everytime that I think I'm going crazy I'm really not.

Random Questions

If you're in a three legged race. Is it cheating to have a partner with only one leg?

Why are the colors for checkers black and red? Why couldn't they be purple with pink polka dots and orange with teal stripes?

Why are they called greenhouses when they are neither green nor a house?

Waz UP?

Hello out there. I am Tomar the Tomar.