The Greatest Show on Earth

It's that time again where everyone comes together for a special cause. That's right boys and girls Hollywood and the music industry are once again joining forces to raise monies for the underprivileged, namely, me. The show will held on Saturday, September 31, 2005. It will be held in seventy-five different locations around the world. If you can not get out to one of the designated locations then you can catch the live broadcast on pay-per view. All the hottest artists will be there to perform all their great hit singles. There will also be the not so hottest artists to perform their hit single single. Comedians will be there by the truck loads. Telling their same old tired jokes. However we have made it interesting by making them suck on helium as they the them. Here is a list of some of the celebrities in attendance:

Black Dye Piece: Lets Get it Parted
Robert Dillon: Blowin' in a Straw; Tornado; Mr. Tangerine Man; Ringin' the Doorbell to the Big House in the Sky
Staid: Trippin'; Changing Colors; Not Cooked; I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
Green Day: Wake Me Up When September Ends
Irish Day: Weave Making 4 Weirdos; The Hours in a Day(Get Ridiculous); When I Become a Clown
Jefferson's Home: The Workin's of My Brain; More Than One Michael Jackson; Not This Time or the Next; Maybe Tomorrow
James Eats Worms: The Mean; Where You Live; A Night on the Pearl Street Bridge; My West; Sugar

The list goes on and on and on, well I think you get the point. Also live from Strongbadia we have the man himself. Yes, he will also be answering your emails. So don't miss out on your chance to party like crazy. Don't worry THING1 and THING2 are banned from showing up.

Deep Thughts

If you are ever skydiving and you parachute does not open. Don’t panic. Just relax and
enjoy the view.

If I start digging a hole will I really reach China?

I’ve always wanted to ride in a submarine.

Have you ever wanted to see a bottomless well?

I think that my favorite football play is the Hail Mary.

When I was little I wanted to be an astronaut. I thought that it would be cool to go as far
out as Pluto.

The voices through the walls

The voices in my head are getting louder and louder. I wish they would stop. They are so random it's like there is a bunch of people having six different conversations. "SHUT UP!" I scream from the top of my lungs. Finally silence. "What's wrong?" comes a voice from the living room. Turns out there are people in my living room have conversations with one another. I guess there was not voices in my head. Oh well go figure everytime that I think I'm going crazy I'm really not.